20 signs that you are running a global company

1. 
   You sat there for 4 years in the same table, having worked with 3 different companies.
   


2. 
   You worked for four years for one company, about 10 times while changing the desktop.
   


3. 
   You have worked 4 years in one office, while you had 10 different managers.
   


4. 
   When you see an attractive lady, you know, it's a visitor.
   


5. 
   You order the cards in a small kolichetsve.
   


6. 
   When you ask what you do, you find it difficult to explain it in one sentence.
   


7. 
   Glad you 2 % probability to the salary increase.
   


8. 
   You use acronyms in posts.
   


9. 
   You need a creative board.
   


10. 
    If your system fails, the biggest loss - a folder with downloaded demotivators.
    


11. 
    Your job is less than your wardrobe.
    


12. 
    Weekend - a day when the boss makes you stay home.
    


13. 
    You come to work when it is still dark, and go - when it is dark.
    


14. 
    Entertainment - this is when a problem does not answer you.
    


15. 
    The word ...
    


16. 
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17. 
    You are already late with the task, which has just received.
    


18. 
    Pictures from the Dilbert hang over the desks of all employees.
    


19. 
    Favorite phrases your boss - ... ... ...
    


20. 
    You have read the entire list and understood what it was about.
    

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